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May 24, 2026

Once for Joy..

On a stretch of West Peak in the last weeks of May, where the path narrows and the basalt drops away, a small short-haired black dog appears at the edge..

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May 17, 2026

Nana's Knickknacks

A pair of traditional, at- minimum- vintage salt and pepper shakers sat on a shelf in a multi-generational Latino household in the spring of 2015, and the household had begun,..

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May 10, 2026

Numen Inest: Animism at a Glance

My grandmother's house held a clock I knew from the inside before I knew it from the outside. It hung on a wall in a dining room furnished the way..

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May 3, 2026

The Darling Month of May

The cattle came up between the two fires at evening, and the druids who had built the fires spoke over them as they came, and the year reorganized itself around..

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April 28, 2026

Three Wards

In the last installment of this series, I followed the blood. I traced it from Bathory's bathtub through Roman gladiatorial arenas, through Aztec temples and Maasai cattle herds and the..

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April 19, 2026

Blood, Worship, and Blood Worship

I left you standing over a bloodless cow in an Oregon field, ten gallons of blood missing from a thousand-pound animal, the ground beneath her dry. I said that blood..

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April 12, 2026

What They Take: Foyson and Cattle Mutilations

In the last three installments of this series, I have been building a case. I started with the foyson itself, that old Scots word for the essence or goodness of..

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April 5, 2026

Sacred Cows

In the last installment of this series, I talked about the foyson diet- about freshness as a measurable biochemical state, about the biogenic amines that accumulate in food as it..

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March 29, 2026

The Foyson Diet: Faeries, Essence, and My Findings...

I'd like to introduce some perhaps leading edge science, nutrition and folklore connections, and I think a gentle, relatable way to do that might be by explaining how and why..

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March 22, 2026

Faerie Well Then! Energy Feeding Phenomenon

I was about five years old when I first noticed that other people's bodies did something to mine...

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March 7, 2026

What the Fluorescence?!: Nonhuman Encounters at the Grocery Store

My husband and I had just walked into Walmart, near the produce section, and I felt someone staring at me. Hard. I looked up, thinking I was imagining it, and..

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March 2, 2026

Paranormal Peach Tea

I was standing at my kitchen counter several years ago with two mixing bowls, a notebook full of failed ratios, and a problem I could not solve. The problem was..

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February 21, 2026

Can't See The Forest For The Beings

Can't See the Forest for the Beings..

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November 13, 2025

Leshy Forget...

As we move into the last phase of Autumn, I find myself in my annual, nostalgic state. Memories of months and years past fill my mind, and I'm grateful to..

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October 4, 2025

Blood, Iron and Beyond: Bizarre Biology and the Paranormal

Hello, Eerie Expeditioners!..

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